A carpark puddle is deeper than me.

Monday, January 04, 2010

A CURSE TO THE ONE/ ONES WHO STOLE MY FAVOURITE MINI-KNITTED-PANDA PLUSHIE.

You are so despicable to stoop down to the level of unpinning somethning from someone's bag. Its okay though, because you will be suffering a fate worse than death for it.

Let me outline my curse and prophecy for you:

- your hand will get caught in blender and get blended to paste.
-lightning will burn off your scalp
-a high-rise falling litter in the form of a cactus will impale you as you walk innocently under a hdb block
-not dead yet?
-while digging your ears with a stick, which is your favourite pasttime while watching the tv, someone will knock into you accidentely, causing ...ya u noe it. ur ear suffers a horrendous internal injury.
-By some cosmic joke, you get plastinated alive. hahahaha. or perhaps, an autopsy is done on you while you are still alive.








I HATE YOU. U SUCK.

to u the reader who thinks that im overreacting, yes iam. but i like to do so anyway.

WOE TO YOU. YOU EVIL CHEAPSKATE STEALER.

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